My Ideal Guy

Miso

I may have mentioned this a hundred zillion times, about how I want to get married.

I will marry myself off if I fail my exams and cannot graduate from university... Since if I fail, I automatically cannot graduate and there are no resits..*pulls hair out*

It's very cheap to marry me.

I wanted to sell my sister for a loaf of bread the other day, cuz I was hungry and did not bring any money out. Then my mum reminded me, how I was going to sell myself for the grand total of 10 Guilders when I was around 9 years old. I think that is worth something like 6 Euros now.. which is 4 British Pounds, or 28 Ringgit Malaysia... Which is still more than a loaf of bread.

See? Dirt cheap right?

Some more, the value of goods normally depreciate...

So I decided to make a list of eligible bachelors, whom I can con persuade to put up with my fickle nature and mad shopping habits marry such a wonderful specimen of the female race.

I started off with the Forbes Rich List..obviously you work downwards. Then onto the older age groups, instead of letting their wills go to waste, I mean, someone less needy. Then working my way around the different criterias such as:-

• Being able to drive, so I don't have to.
• Able to cook well, especially my favourite tomato kuaytiaw. Kuching kolo mee and sarawak laksa is a plus and if you can make profiteroles consider yourself in trouble.
• Help to persuade me that I really need the cute bag in blue and pink and no, the dress doesn't make me look fat and yes, I may have the pretty diamond watch.
• Pay for the above willingly, automatically and with a smile.
• Keeps clean, does housework, can make own bed and feed himself.
• Doesn't make me feel like an idiot, a bimbo or a kid... I am old enough to worry about wrinkles!!
  

This made the list rather short... which is a pity...

My Ideal Guy

And I can eat him when I'm tired of him. =D