When life gives you lemons, what should you do?
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The optimist will:
a) Have tequila and salt ready to party.
b) Make lemonade.
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The pessimist will:
a) Whine that the lemon is bitter.
b) Look glum and think that it will only be lemons and more lemons forever.
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The one with anger management issues will:
a) Assume the lemons were some kind of conspiracy against him and claim that the whole world is against him and it is everyone else's fault and never his.
b) Complain very loudly to the manager and demand a refund, compensation and sue life for the lemons.
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The alcoholic will:
a) Make lemon vodka.
b) Drink it with more alcohol.
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The cake-holic will:
a) Make lemon cheesecake.
b) Make lemon meringue/tart/lemon curd/cake.
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The Hong Kee will:
a) Drink it with coke.
b) Drink it with tea.
c) Drink it with coffee.
d) Drink it with anything.
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The Malaysian will:
a) Make lemon chicken.
b) Make Ais Lemon Tea.
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The French will:
a) Make crepes with lemon and icing sugar.
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The absolutely jobless people with too many lemons will:
a) Throw them at empty beer cans lined outside the window to see how many they can knock down.
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