Char Siew Pau & Maggi Mee

One day, Char Siew pau and Maggi mee had a big fight.

Maggi mee beat char siew pau up until it had bruises on its soft squidgy white pau body. *kaboosh! pow bam!!*

Char Siew Pau lost the fight and went back to tell all to the pau family:- Kaya pau, Tau Sa pau, Curry pau, Po Lo pau, Custard pau..

So together, all the paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way, they met Spaghetti.. all the paus ran towards Spaghetti and BEAT Spaghetti shitless until Spaghetti couldn't move a noodle.

Spaghetti then screamed... 'what did I do? I don't even know you all'..

Then the Char Siew pau say..'HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don't think I can't recognize you after you do REBONDING!!'

Note to boys: Rebonding is when they straighten noodles hair with chemicals till it's poker straight.