I broke my own record today. You get days when you see pretty little shriveled up toes that just happen to pop off and is put into a doggy bag for people to bring home to put on their mantlepiece. Then the clients miraculously heal up really quickly and everyone is happy.
You don't get days like that very often. It normally takes a bit of wriggling and twisting and a lot of waving of hands and saying magic words before the digits auto-amputate.
Today, five little pigs went to the podiatrist and never made it home.
I am so proud of myself.
5 comments:
stella you sadist!
what did you do with the toes?
Haha? Er... I offered it to the patient to take home to put on her mantlepiece/under her pillow for the toe fairy.. but she didn't want it.. :)
So it was put into a body part bag and incinerated.
It sounds like toes are like warts to you.
Toes are not warts.. :) toes are cuter...:) I like toes not warts.. besides, warts grow anywhere.. toes only at the ends of your feet!
Why no photos of the pigs?
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