3 things I would do if I were PM of Malaysia :
1. Make Podiatry a course in a Malaysian University
2. Allow free speech and free trade
3. Enforce a more transparent government and build a more market driven, democratic and winners-rule-losers-die society.. I can't remember what kind it's called
(So much for my Business Studies award eh)
3 things I would do if I were President of the US :
1. Stop pushing everyone else about
2. Do something about my weakening dollar
3. Make obesity illegal
3 things I would do if I were my mother :
1. Feed my children
2. Make them go tuition everyday and learn every unfathomable subject including the triangle
3. Hire a driver so that I don't have to pick my kids up and can go shopping everyday and not worry about parking spaces
3 things I would do if I were a polar bear :
1. Act cute
2. Act cute so that other polar bears will catch fish for me
3. Dye my fur purple because I can
3 things I would do if I were a "famous" Malaysian Blogger :
1. Make loads of money from my fame and get tons of freebies
2. Gate crash on Rain (The cute Korean actor *drool*) and make him go out with me
3. Marry a rich man
3 things I would do if I were a DVD seller :
1. Pack DVDs in nice cases and fob them off as originals twice the price
2. Sell only at lunch time, 'kopi' time or any other time the Piracy enforcement people are eating/drinking
3. Get some one else to sell the DVDs while I sit with the Piracy enforcement people for coffee and cake
(hm, it didn't say if I was an illegal one or not..but I would just assume I am!)
3 things I would do if I owned a cafe :
1. Use nice cutlery and china
2. Serve only cake and dessert, oh! and tomato kuay tiaw
3. Employ cute waiters and make them wear cute aprons
3 things I would do if I owned a mamak stall :
1. Serve tomato kuay tiaw and mango lassi
2. Deliver to food deprived boarding school kids
3. Poison my rival mamak stall owners (joking...honest!)
3 things I would do if I were God :
1. Make every woman happy with herself
2. Make every man appreciate women as they are
3. Make cake grow on trees and let everyone not get allergic to grass
1. Make Podiatry a course in a Malaysian University
2. Allow free speech and free trade
3. Enforce a more transparent government and build a more market driven, democratic and winners-rule-losers-die society.. I can't remember what kind it's called
(So much for my Business Studies award eh)
3 things I would do if I were President of the US :
1. Stop pushing everyone else about
2. Do something about my weakening dollar
3. Make obesity illegal
3 things I would do if I were my mother :
1. Feed my children
2. Make them go tuition everyday and learn every unfathomable subject including the triangle
3. Hire a driver so that I don't have to pick my kids up and can go shopping everyday and not worry about parking spaces
3 things I would do if I were a polar bear :
1. Act cute
2. Act cute so that other polar bears will catch fish for me
3. Dye my fur purple because I can
3 things I would do if I were a "famous" Malaysian Blogger :
1. Make loads of money from my fame and get tons of freebies
2. Gate crash on Rain (The cute Korean actor *drool*) and make him go out with me
3. Marry a rich man
3 things I would do if I were a DVD seller :
1. Pack DVDs in nice cases and fob them off as originals twice the price
2. Sell only at lunch time, 'kopi' time or any other time the Piracy enforcement people are eating/drinking
3. Get some one else to sell the DVDs while I sit with the Piracy enforcement people for coffee and cake
(hm, it didn't say if I was an illegal one or not..but I would just assume I am!)
3 things I would do if I owned a cafe :
1. Use nice cutlery and china
2. Serve only cake and dessert, oh! and tomato kuay tiaw
3. Employ cute waiters and make them wear cute aprons
3 things I would do if I owned a mamak stall :
1. Serve tomato kuay tiaw and mango lassi
2. Deliver to food deprived boarding school kids
3. Poison my rival mamak stall owners (joking...honest!)
3 things I would do if I were God :
1. Make every woman happy with herself
2. Make every man appreciate women as they are
3. Make cake grow on trees and let everyone not get allergic to grass
3 comments:
Well I certainly hope you succeed in promoting podiatry in Malaysia. Certainly very few in this country as far as I know. Good luck.
a monopolistic economy you mean?
hehe.. so many people have been giving me so many types of economy.. haha.. i wonder how i did all that business without knowing anthing! :P
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