Open Room

I am having an Open Room this wednesday 21st November. It is supposed to be an auspicious occasion and I will have good Feng Shui for the duration of my stay. Actually, I haven't a clue... It just just the most convinient day for an Open Room and will break up the week nicely.

I am inviting everyone to come along and praise my decorating skills. It would be wonderful if my paintings are up, but I am doubtful as I don't know how to drill holes in walls to hang them up. I have found that I am hopeless in terms of doing practical fix-it jobs such as DIY furniture which requires anything more than 4 screws and consist of more than 5 pieces. I need a real man.

The boss tells me that I need a whole suckling pig when I move in. I don't think is is possible, though kinda cool. I would fix wheels on it and pull it around, and let it sleep in the fridge at night. :) But I am getting cake and some finger food for the Open Room. Maybe the cute hunky doctor in the room 2 doors down may come along. One can always live in hope! :)

It may be your only chance to come and check out my shoe collection my paintings. And if you were planning to break in, it will allow you to plan your escape route (jump off the balcony) and to decide where to hide if I happen to come in the room (in the huge closet).

Don't say I didn't invite you.